terça-feira, fevereiro 09, 2016

segunda-feira, fevereiro 08, 2016

Se não queres levar com um meteorito em cima, agasalha-te.
‪#‎conselhosdocosta‬

Malato sobreviveu à queda do meteorito que matou um homem na Índia, apesar de estar no mesmo planeta.

Amanda Palmer & Jherek Bischoff feat. Anna Calvi - David Bowie's Blackstar

Butcher Billy

Hoje

sexta-feira, fevereiro 05, 2016

Mete mais alto #452

Warpaint - Disco//Very - Keep It Healthy

RIP Maurice White

Os media tugas falavam de Bruxelas vs OE2016 como se estivesse para vir um episódio d'A Guerra dos Tronos. Sangue e entranhas.
Afinal, era o Friends.

Máscara low cost para este Carnaval - pisquem o olho e andem com um livro do Dan Brown debaixo do braço, e estão mascarados de Rodrigues dos Santos.

"There's no motherfuckin' ice cream in your future."
- Otis

quinta-feira, fevereiro 04, 2016

Sobrevivemos a Janeiro 2016. Não é mau.

Não temos uma primeira-dama. Como é que havíamos de ter? O professor Marcelo não pára na cama.

Dá para passar um dia nisto.

Rodrigues dos Santos é o maior escritor português e a sua melhor obra de ficção é a reacção de Bruxelas ao OE.

quarta-feira, fevereiro 03, 2016























Nota discordante

Porque razão sorri a Natureza à minha volta?


Reparem na discordância...


É como um grito de revolta
que se solta
por aí fora...


...e não encontra obstáculo para o eco...



                                 Fernando Namora

Não percebo tanta surpresa por na RTP terem confundido o James Cameron com o David Cameron. Andam há anos a confundir a piscadela de olho do Rodrigues dos Santos no fim do telejornal com rigor jornalístico.

Mete mais alto #451

O sucessor de "Let England Shake" chega em Abril. Venha o álbum que este primeiro avanço é muito bom.

Bergman e a música

terça-feira, fevereiro 02, 2016

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segunda-feira, fevereiro 01, 2016

Dadas as circunstâncias, encontro motivos para celebrar. Mandei fazer estas t-shirts.
#‎SobreviviAJaneiro2016‬ ‪#‎Isurvivedjanuary2016‬

Morrer é tããão Janeiro de 2016.

sexta-feira, janeiro 29, 2016

quinta-feira, janeiro 28, 2016

ÚLTIMA HORA: Lisboa tapa lustre de tampões de Joana Vasconcelos para visita do presidente iraniano.

O parlamento dinamarquês aprovou uma lei que permite confiscar bens aos refugiados? Eh pá, ao menos troquem por Legos. É a terra deles.

quarta-feira, janeiro 27, 2016

Ontem foi incrívell. Rever amigos que não via há uns tempos, entre eles, de certa forma, o próprio António.

segunda-feira, janeiro 25, 2016

Acho que isto tudo ainda vale a pena porque continua a haver gente que aposta na beleza, indissociável do sentimento.

Obra-prima. A maior das vénias ao enorme Charlie Kaufman.

Começa a contagem decrescente para Salgado ser feito Comendador.

Depois destes resultados, a Petit Patapon vai retirar o patrocínio de roupa à Maria de Belém?

A abstenção explica-se facilmente: é que nem toda a gente tem smartphone para postar fotos dos boletins de voto.

Consternação na nação hobbit: Maria de Belém não conseguiu atirar o anel para dentro do vulcão.

Para cada um que celebra a ida de Cavaco, há muitos mais que o idolatram. Não tenham dúvidas - Portugal teve o Cavaco que mereceu.

Cavaco devolve adopção gay e IVG à Assembleia

No país da chico-espertice, do elogio à mediocridade, da reverência aos "Senhores Professores", quem mais poderia ter vencido?
#presidenciais2016

sábado, janeiro 23, 2016

Já que estão a reflectir, aproveitem para pensar se amanhã também querem repetir aquela bimbalheira de tirar fotos aos boletins de voto.

terça-feira, janeiro 19, 2016

‪#‎presidenciais2016‬
O debate foi assim:

Existe um quê de verdade na fórmula "Marcelo + Tino = Cavaco".
#presidenciais2016

O nível deste debate também é inconstitucional, não é?
#‎presidenciais2016‬

Isto não é um debate, é uma festa-tupperware.
#presidenciais2016

O Tino está a pensar em pão com manteiga.
#presidenciais2016

O debate ressente-se da falta da voz-arraçada-de-kazoo de Maria de Belém.
#presidenciais2016

Houve uma grande festa para celebrar David Bowie, e acho muito bem, mas e ninguém está a organizar uma festa por nos irmos livrar do Cavaco?

Quero

Malta que anda a partilhar a notícia da morte de Vasco Granja, e/ou Neil Armstrong, e/ou Ravi Shankar, como se tivesse acontecido hoje: os vossos pais são primos, certo?

segunda-feira, janeiro 18, 2016

O meu corpo tem um mecanismo de defesa que me impede de ouvir o César das Neves mais de cinco minutos. Chama-se "vómito".

Da série "Não são as redes sociais que estupidificam as pessoas, são as pessoas que estupidificam as redes sociais": afinal parece que o limite do humor é quando a Marisa Matias faz piadas com o Sporting.
#JeSuisMarisa

sexta-feira, janeiro 15, 2016

Hoje ainda até às 22h e amanhã a partir das 14h, no Pavilhão do Conhecimento, a nobre iniciativa do Fernando Alvim, Portugal 2036. Ide e participai. Na primeira edição, Portugal é Agora, fui lá apresentar o meu Manifesto Anti-Sim. Continuo a pensar o mesmo.

Não é Mau: o questionário assim-mais-ou-menos-de-Proust colocado aos candidatos a Belém - Semana 1


Candidato presidencial Jorge Sequeira - ouvir aqui
Candidato presidencial Edgar Silva - ouvir aqui
Candidato presidencial Vitorino Silva (Tino de Rans) - ouvir aqui
Candidata presidencial Marisa Matias - ouvir aqui
Candidata presidencial Maria de Belém - ouvir aqui


"Something happened on the day he died
Spirit rose a meter and stepped aside
Somebody else took his place and bravely cried
I'm a blackstar, I'm a blackstar"